Zen Master of Zero F*cks T-shirt | Funny Sarcastic Text Tee

Lightweight but substantial, this garment-dyed tee reads like a quiet manifesto: “Zen master of zero f*cks.” It settles soft against the skin and wears in with time — the kind of shirt that grows more comfortable and more honest with every wash. The relaxed fit and heavyweight cotton give a grounded silhouette for days when you want your attitude to do the talking without shouting. Whether you’re stepping out for a slow coffee, running errands, or lounging at home, the muted, washed-in colorway and simple centered text add a dry, wry note to casual looks. Sized broadly from S to 4XL and available in many colors, it’s an easy go-to for someone who prefers deadpan humor and low-effort style.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in color and texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk construction
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean lines
- Available S–4XL, sewn-in label, made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean