Time's fake but my anxiety's punctual T-shirt | Text Tee

Soft, lived-in tee carrying a small, wry line across the chest: “Time’s fake, but my anxiety’s punctual.” It reads like a private joke you share with strangers on the subway — deadpan, honest, quietly funny. The garment-dyed cotton feels broken-in from the first wear, with a relaxed silhouette that drapes rather than clings. Wear it with jeans and a worn jacket for low-key outings, layer it under a flannel for late-night coffee runs, or keep it on rotation for mornings when you want comfort and a little comic relief. This shirt speaks in short sentences — direct, slightly sardonic, and unexpectedly comforting for anyone who lives with a busy mind.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton with garment-dyed softness
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric and relaxed fit for durability
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction
- Pre-shrunk, sewn-in label, available S to 4XL
- Choice of 58 colors — long-lasting color and texture

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean