Living the dream... one nightmare at a time T-shirt | Funny Sarcastic

Soft, garment-dyed tee with a deadpan, witty line across the chest: “Living the dream... one nightmare at a time.” The relaxed, heavyweight cotton drapes comfortably while the post-dye finish gives each shirt a lived-in shade and gentle texture. The crisp, minimalist text sits small and centered for subtle humor that reads like a private joke — easy to wear alone or layered under a jacket. Built to last with double-needle seams and tubular construction, sizes run S–4XL so it sits right whether you want a true fit or an oversized throw-on. This shirt settles into everyday life: late-night commutes, coffee shop plotting, or quiet weekends when the sarcasm feels like company.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk and durable
- Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction
- Sizes S–4XL; sewn-in label; made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean